LOL

Random selection of online messages received from friends...

So I just sneezed and felt like I was going to pass out. Is that bad?

Do I get Princess cereal for breakfast or are you going to force me to eat cabbage soup? ‘Cause the Holiday Inn serves waffles.

I’ll bring the “I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt” LP.

R is not a number.

I really hope the Bachelor takes his shirt off tonight. I live for that stuff.

So, I went to the gym this evening for my spin class, and they had moved it from the evenings to the mornings. I can't decide if I'm annoyed or overjoyed.

I heart Wonder Pets.

You come over tomorrow for Emperor’s New Groove? Answer: yes.

You can now refer to me as Crackers Papette.

We were never big alcoholics. I mean, not for a long period of time.

Do you love me more than cheese?

I love you more than cheese.

I am in need of church parking lot therapy.

Let the sugar-induced hysteria begin.

I should probably shower. (Not funny unless you realize that it was sent from across the room during a 36-episode marathon of Grey's Anatomy.)

So I made my doctor’s appointment to quit smoking. Until then you will see a cloud of smoke before I appear.

Hold on. I know those trees.

Kitties= not so fun anymore.

Hooray for 14-year-old girl pop from Germany! Oh, and animal noises.

Have you ever seen a popcorn bag burst into flames? I have.

Rainbow Chip has taken over my life.