My Life List

So this is what I do when I am procrastinating...
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Seeing as how I have fifty-eight minutes before my midnight blogging deadline, I better get crackin'.

100 Things I Want to Do Before I Die, in no specific order...

1. Tour the Jelly Belly factory.
2. Meet Jessica the hippo.
3. Write a book that is featured on Oprah's Book Club.
4. Be interviewed on Oprah.
5. Heal my relationship with my brother.
6. Adopt a daughter.
7. Find a "church" that is not about religion but all about nurturing spirit.
8. Sink my toes into the sand on a secluded beach in Hawaii.
9. Have some girl time with Marianne Williamson.
10. Dedicate a published work to my Papaw Berryhill.
11. Own a horse. Ride every day.
12. Become a patient person.
13. Learn to speak Italian.
14. Eat delicious pizza in Napoli, Italy.
15. Throw a soulful, candlelit dinner party for several close friends.
16. Perform in a stand-up comedy club.
17. Take really honest self-portraits and share them.
18. Kiss on top of the Eiffel tower.
19. Go on an Alaskan cruise.
20. Study Buddhism.
21. Stop biting my nails.
22. Spend a week at a luxury spa.
23. Learn to pole dance.
24. Forgive, forgive, forgive.
25. Have permanent hair removal- freedom from shaving!
26. Buy myself a beautiful piece of jewelry.
27. Meet Robin Williams.
28. Own a four-wheeler.
29. Get involved in the Peace Alliance.
30. Sleep in a castle in Ireland.
31. See Everest in person. See, not climb.
32. Invent a really delicious recipe.
33. Go on an African safari.
34. Meet Bryan White and tell him all about my teenage obsession with him.
35. Plant a beautiful garden.
36. Cuddle with baby tigers.
37. Buy a meal for, and eat with, a homeless person.
38. Paint something beautiful and display it in my home.
39. Learn to meditate well.
40. Meet, and be mentored by, a spiritual master.
41. Run. To, not from.
42. Attend intensive training for, and become, a life coach.
43. Give birth.
44. Start a charity.
45. Speak in front of thousands.
46. Laugh with Kathy Griffin.
47. Work with Neale Donald Walsch and Gary Zukav.
48. Do yoga. Well.
49. Love, love, love my body exactly as it is.
50. Take amazing photographs.
51. Volunteer at the Gesundheit Institute.
52. Open a school in which children's souls are honored and nurtured.
53. Go fishing in Montana with my Dad.
54. Travel somewhere incredible with my Mom.
55. Write a book with my sister.
56. Ride along with my brother while he's on the job (highway patrol).
57. Have a wonderful love story.
58. Nurture my friendship with Tara for a lifetime.
59. Make Tara laugh so hard in the nursing home that she pees her Depends.
60. Tell my story.
61. Adopt an animal from the shelter.
62. Feed the fishies from my bungalow.
63. Learn to love everyone just as they are.
64. Write a SNL skit.
65. Buy my dream house.
66. Invent something.
67. Stop complaining.
68. Laugh all over the world, just as Matt danced.
69. Spend the holidays in an impoverished country, bringing gifts and laughter to everyone, not just the kids.
70. Have a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
71. Learn to swing dance.
72. Twirl in a field of daisies.
73. Find the perfect little black dress.
74. Be in a Dove ad.
75. Swim with a dolphin (in the ocean, not Sea World).
76. Ride a train across Europe.
77. Fall madly, deeply in love. Again.
78. Spend a night in a haunted house.
79. Be debt free.
80. Go whale watching.
81. See Love by Cirque de Soleil.
82. Visit the set of Grey's Anatomy.
83. Wear a bikini. In public.
84. Squeeze into a photo booth with McYummy, Matthew McConaughey.
85. Take a cross-country road trip, by myself, in a red convertible. Cheesy tourist traps a must.
86. Bake for my children using recipes from my grandmothers.
87. Play the piano again.
88. Swim in the ocean at night.
89. Learn to be gentle with myself.
90. See the god in every person I meet.
91. Dance with the locals in Fiji.
92. Slow dance on a rooftop, preferably to anything by Van Morrison.
93. Go zip-lining in the jungle with the monkeys.
94. Take a senior citizen from a nursing home on a "date" and really listen to his stories.
95. Find hidden treasure.
96. Understand quantum physics.
97. Work in a soup kitchen.
98. Have coffee in a bookstore in London.
99. Ride in a gondola in Venice.
100. Love, love, love.

Okay, it's 12:17. Close enough. Good night, all. :-)